Donald Trump

"Step 1: steal underpants. Step 2: ???  Step 3: Profit" -- Donald Trump

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Barry Bonds

"There's no crying in baseball!" -- Barry Bonds

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Martha Washington

"I can't believe I just gave my panties to a geek." -- Martha Washington

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Margaret Thatcher

"Hallo. Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?" -- Margaret Thatcher

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Alexander Skarsgård

"SQUIRREL!" -- Alexander Skarsgård

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Steven Hawking

"I never explain anything." -- Steven Hawking

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Socrates

"Here's looking at you, kid." -- Socrates

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