Lord Voldemort

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." -- Lord Voldemort 

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Steve Jobs

"I'm the king of the world!" -- Steve Jobs
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Sigmund Freud

"I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!" -- Sigmund Freud
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J. Edgar Hoover

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges" -- J. Edgar Hoover 

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Adolf Hitler

"A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn." -- Adolf Hitler
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Barack Obama

"I know you are, but what am I?" -- Barack Obama
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Jack the Ripper

"I don’t know if it’s art, but I know I like it" -- Jack the Ripper
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Jesus

"Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!" -- Jesus
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Elmo

"If things go well I might be showing her my O-face" -- Elmo
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Mother Teresa

"Ain't nobody got time for dat!" -- Mother Teresa